by JL Merrow
Cursed by an impatient witch to turn into a tortoise at inopportune
moments, Tip is horrified to find himself tortoise-napped by a customer at
the cafe where he works.
Things start to look up when Tip ends up very literally in the capable
hands of drop-dead gorgeous Steve -- but Tip soon begins to wonder just how
far he can trust Steve, who turns out to have a close connection with his
kidnapper. Tip's attempts at a normal life seem doomed to remain frustrated
in more ways than one!